A Romantic questions survey

I would like to hear what your perfect romantic evening is.... answer these questions, and add more to your response if these questions just don't cover it! Be descriptive...you never know who is listening..1. First, I'd like to know if you're a Male or Female.. so I can see which types of evening are preferred by which gender. 2. The Place/Setting. Where would your, romantic evening take place? If you would change places throughout the night, please say so. 3. Mood Setters. How would you make it romantic with decorations, what type of music, the lighting, would you light incense or scented candles, oils? 4. A gift... would you bring a gift? If you say yes, what would it be and why? Would you make a gift, buy a gift? Would you want them to bring a gift? What type of gift? 5. Clothing.... Would you be dressed elegantly? casually? sexy? Would you have some sexy lingerie to put on? How would they dress? 6. What activities would you do together? Sit around and talk, dance, watch a movie, play a game, make love ...anything at all... it's your romantic evening. 7. How would the night end? Would they walk you home? kiss? would you snuggle and fall asleep?

Try to be a little more funny, she will really like it

Everyone ranks a sense of humor as an admirable quality. The top 3qualities women seek are confidence, independence, and a sense of humor. Babes love a guy who is funny -- make them laugh and you are golden.Men who are great at seducing women possess some sort of funny bone.Being too serious all the time is not very attractive. Do keep in mind that humor without a slightly arrogant attitude is just plain silly. You don't want to appear like a babbling buffoon.Gauge your sarcasm in the appropriate amounts. Too funny and you stand the risk of never being taken serious. Overdo it and you stand the risk of being a HUGE JOKE and this tends to have the repel effect on certain chicks.When people find you funny and laugh, they are letting their guard down slightly. You create a friendly, fun, trusting environment where you have captured their attention.You can practice your funny routine online by sending warped pictures of her (doctored in Photo-shop) saying something like"what's with the huge ears?" The Internet is filled with silly things/sound effects for you to share. You can polish your quit wit in chat rooms or with IM's (Yahoo has great audibles/emoticons).OFFLINE HUMOR requires some basics. Here are some examples for you to incorporate.1) TEASING Remember that little kid who pulled the girls ponytails. He would pull their hair slightly and the girls would chase him around the playground. That's the mindset you need to adapt.2) POKING FUN This is where you make slight fun of something about her. Examples:her shoes, clothes, handbag, clumsiness, etc. Make sure to have a smirk on your face so that she knows you are just playing.3) JOKES Now unless you are a polished comedian, telling jokes can be tricky.People do not always think jokes are laughable.4) OBSERVATIONAL HUMOR This is where you exaggerate an ordinary observation you noticed.Think Jerry Seinfield -- what's the deal with push/pull signs on doors? do we still need these signs?5) IMITATIONS Mimicking someone with a slightly mumbled tone always sets him or her off balance. Role playing, hats, fashion accessories. Think Tim Allen on "Tool Time".6) ANTICS Pretending to walk into a door, or playful wrestling/piggy backrides, a tickle in the ribs, all exponentially increase attraction.Chevy Chase always got the hot babes.
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A love letter for your use

you make me want to be happy.
to be free from want.
to always needing your touch.
never to grasp at the things that don't matter.
you bring me hope of all my dreams and notions.
you seal my lips with the kiss of forgiveness.
lust comes at dawn and your there to ease its sting.
my body cries out for your,yet you always tell me "Yes."
your touch drives me mad,excites to the point of madness.
you make me protect you from what life throws at you.
to make me kiss you slowly.
to tell you all my secrets.
to make you feel loved.