Kell's "Ode to the Nice Guys."

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect;not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door,and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"I'm sorry That I am actually nice;not an asshole I'm sorry don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy.I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to,but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new asshole comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am Ladies always bitch and bitch to their friends that there is never any good guys out there anymore, and they always end up with assholes who treat them bad. Well ladies next time your bitching, maybe look up to see who your bitching too, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word like usual, screaming in his head "why don't you give me a try?"Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

A posting of a recent sex survey by Daphanie.

Subject I Believe In Having Sex Body: 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size.According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms.2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong.3) 80% of American men are circumcised, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion."7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.+Some stuff on the ladies+------------------------------1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy".2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.3) 60% of women have had breast implants.4) 75% of women like giving/getting oral sex.5) 95% of women shave their privates.+Both+--------------------------------1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women.2) 70% of high schoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.4) Teens are most likely to have sex for the first time in June.5) First-time intercourse is often unplanned, meaning it's less likely teens will use contraception.6) Virginity is often lost with a person they haven't been dating.+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+---------------------------------------------1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150calories every half an hour. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick.3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who don't have sex.4) Makes you look better; problem is that ugly people don`t get any. Sex releases hormones which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to10 years younger than you really are.Did You Know?----------------------------------------1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!!!!

More from..Angel..

The night has come early,,as the fall wind
Blows wildly outside...I light at least 50 candle's,
And I open the window so I can hear the sound of
the wind..Feel the cool air coming into the room,
The curtain's are blowing inwards ,it's a nice evening.
Wish you were here ,,I begin to let my mind wander
with thoughts of you again...
As I sip from the wine glass,I watch the cloud's pass
by the full moon ..Rain begins to fall lightly from the
sky,,Like A mist...mmmmmmmmm I put my silk robe on
And I open the door and go out onto the deck.
The Wind and mist touches my body , feels as if
There's hand's all over me..mmmmmmmm .
My mind drifts and We Are Here caressing and
exploring each other's bodies,,kissing,,,touching
You Lean towards me and you Kiss my sholder,as
your hand is softly moving up and down my back.
mmmmmm your gentle touch makes me lean into
you closer ,as we kiss.
My nipple's are at full peak now and you slide down
my strap and you begin to nibble softly,,I reach for your
belt and I undo it,,you begin to moan ....to let me know
it's ok to remove it.
mmmmmm yes,baby ,oh yes, you slide your hand under
my nittie ,and you touch my Love box mmmmmmm your finger touches my clit.mmmmmmmmm I moan with pleasure
and lean back ward's a little so to feel the full touch of you...I close my eye's and I kiss your lip's as I am caressing your body,
I undo your snap and unzip your fly,,,I reach in and
I begin to feel your love shaft,,,you moan with pleasure..
You then pull me to you and hold me closer as you move
me on top of you , we are still kissing and caressing...I sit up and I place you deep inside of me.moaning and groaning in pure pleasure,,mmmmmm you feel so good inside of me....We move our bodies,,,,
Slow at first ,then you move deeper in me...as I arch backwards I can feel you slid in me , Deeper ,,,As I feel you
in me,,, the more pleasure I feel...Ohhhh Yessss baby .faster now We move,,,,and,,
deeper and faster...yesssssssss ohhhhhhhhh yessssssssss.
Make me feel every inch of you ,,let me feel the pressure
building in your love shaft...ohhhhhh yesssssssss,,,
I can feel the power of your form in me ...your so good...
Make love to me all night my Love ...Take me and make me
yours.....
Let me feel the power of your strength in me....
ohhhhhhh ,,,,ohhhhhhhh yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss.......
mmmmmmmmmmmmm........Now As we rest You Hold me close to you still ,,,as we talk I start to caress you again ,,
We begin to be excited again,,,,this time the ice cube in your hand as you slide it over my nipple's and down to my clit...
mmmmm yessssssss ,this feels so good....You Now Begin to lick me and I now Place you into my mouth and give you pleasure....
ohhhhhhh yessssssssss baby yessssssssssssss......................

From Angel Rose..Erotica to dream by..

Too Tickle You ,,Is too Play,,,,,,mmmmmmmm
Too hold you is,, too comfort,,,,mmmmmmmmm,
Too kiss you ,,is to care,,,,,,mmmmmmmmmmmm
Too make Love to you,,Is to show you how much I love you.
Have A wonderful day and night and may you all be held tonight...In A special way........
The Night Is So Calm On this night,No breeze ,,A little Fog,,A mist.......Mmmmmm.A little Romantic Halloween Night this is,,
I will leave My Window Open Tonight ,,Will You?
I will spread my wing's And join you tonight In your Dream's,,If you Let me....Yes????
Mmmmmmmmm ,,,,What would you like ,,as I kiss your neck ,softly as I lick and bite you gently.......Oh Only to make you all mine........Mmmmmmm.....
I 've been In this Castle too Long now ,,,to not Want to Love you tonight as well......Mmmmmm....Will you My Love ,,,Give Me you????All Of you??
Feel the power of Love In my kiss My Love...In my word's,,,In my eye's....MMMMMmmmmm
my Love Feel The Power In my Kisses On your Pillow At night...And Leave your window open tonight ,,to Let me in...

Erotic want

you lie there full of want and lust...your dress so high on your waist, I cant seem to think straight, will you always tease with what I cant have.
will you allow me to taste of the nectar that flows so deep and strong,
will your thighs let me dance my tongue along its border till it gets to where only fantasy claims hold.
your breasts swell that I might come to caress them, nipples stiff.and breath so hard,
how do I say no to a vision of temptation..passion that knows no limits.
will you give my what my body grows turgid for? will you let me taste what only men could have dreamed of dripping on their lips.
will you trace my body with your mouth and only to stop to take in all the warm steel that awaits.
was it all in my head or did I hear you say?
"give it to me'

Waiting for her

As the light fades..I'll ponder what if you had thought of me..what could have been..and end to all the searches?, a time in which feelings long buried are now allowed to surface. Now I know you've been hurt before..by those who just saw you as something to use, abuse and treat like hell...to make fun of your thoughts..to feel as if your feelings mean nothing and your cries at night are not of their doing.
I can not be the ruffian down the block or the cad all the girls clamour for.. I just know that I long just for you to hear a simple song, it says that I'll wait... I'll wait for the pain to wash away and that I'll wait for your love to be healed...for your worth sharing all my dreams, fears, wants and desires..where shall I go and to whom shall I turn to..is it not this drive of passions that seeks to consume all you been made to endure.
let me help you return to the land of the trusting..for my quest is not to own, but to see bloom and yet one day take flight..flight to heights of self awareness and to soar above all the fruitless moments that made you ever doubt your soul could ever be touched.
I'm not going to give you the secrets of life nor tell you the location of Atlantis...I'll make you the yardstick by which all other women are to be measured by.There shall be no other,
now
or in the next life...for ill just simply
....wait..