Indisputable Facts About Men
Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.
If a man appears sexy, caring and smart give him a day or two, He'll be back to his usual self.
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.
Marriage certificate?It's just another name for her work permit.
When a newly married woman smiles, all know why, but when a ten-years married woman smiles, all wonder why.
"It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children. I will never forget that game of cards..."
Men lie about their jobs, drive cars they can't afford, wear toupees and loose shirts that hide their stomachs, and say they want a "real woman"...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a mans sex drive by 90 percent.... Wedding cake!!!
Bigamy is having one husband too many. Some say monogamy is the same.
If a man suggests that you take a break from vacuuming the living room and relax what it means is he can't hear the TV
If you think he's listening to you, you're wrong he's trying to convert what you just said into something with a sexual connotation
If a man had a thought in his head, it would get lonely!
If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
Men are like roller coasters: when it's good you don't want to get off, and when it isn't... you can't wait to throw up.
Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.
If a man appears sexy, caring and smart give him a day or two, He'll be back to his usual self.
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.
Marriage certificate?It's just another name for her work permit.
When a newly married woman smiles, all know why, but when a ten-years married woman smiles, all wonder why.
"It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children. I will never forget that game of cards..."
Men lie about their jobs, drive cars they can't afford, wear toupees and loose shirts that hide their stomachs, and say they want a "real woman"...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a mans sex drive by 90 percent.... Wedding cake!!!
Bigamy is having one husband too many. Some say monogamy is the same.
If a man suggests that you take a break from vacuuming the living room and relax what it means is he can't hear the TV
If you think he's listening to you, you're wrong he's trying to convert what you just said into something with a sexual connotation
If a man had a thought in his head, it would get lonely!
If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
Men are like roller coasters: when it's good you don't want to get off, and when it isn't... you can't wait to throw up.
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